Recipes

Elevate Your Margarita Game with the Kraken Margarita

This post provides a recipe for a margarita using El Jimador Tequila and Patron Citronage, along with lime and clementine juice. The guest author shares a humorous backstory involving their ex’s new girlfriend, nicknamed Kraken, who zealously guarded her margarita recipe. Ultimately, the author reveals the recipe and invites readers to enjoy it.

Yeti, WHO?! A Stanley Tumbler, Post Malone and the Mom Salad I Eat Way Too Often 

The post combines a creative salad recipe designed to utilize kids’ leftovers with a humorous narrative about the author’s daughter’s desire for a trendy Stanley water bottle. It touches on the absurdity of product collaborations and the challenges of parenting in a consumer-driven world, while also offering practical meal ideas.

Tariffs Got You Down? Bite Back With Small-Batch Artisanal Croutons

A recipe for homemade, small-batch artisanal croutons emphasizing the use of quality ingredients like thick, rustic bread, olive oil and preferred seasonings. It highlights the comfort and superiority of small-batch croutons over store-bought options, presenting them as a delicious addition to soups and salads.